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[Gentle upbeat morning radio background music plays]
KAZ: For those of you just tuning in, it's just gone 9:30 and you're listening to 97.1 The Brook
[Sound bite of a male voice saying “The Brook” in progressively deeper tones]
KAZ: This is Kaz and The Goggles with your breakfast broadcast
THE GOGGLES: Bringing /you/ all the tunes
KAZ: All the news
THE GOGGLES: And all the gossip!
[Sound bite of a female voice going “Ooh”]
KAZ: Now, we know what's on everyone's mind right now:
THE GOGGLES: The school is still in lockdown.
[Sound bite of a crowd going “Booooo”]
KAZ: All is not lost, though, listeners, because this evening on the Love Corner, The Brook's own Kelsey Hook will be giving you her top five on-campus date ideas, so stay tuned.
THE GOGGLES: Spoilers: Not the cafeteria.
[Wilhelm scream]
[Kaz and THE GOGGLES chuckling]
THE GOGGLES: Speaking of romance, Kaz, is it time for Word on the Street?
KAZ: Let me check the ti- Yes, Kaz, yes it is, here's Word on the Street
['Bling' sound effect, papers shuffling]
KAZ: That's right listeners, it's time for us to take an unhealthy interest in the love lives of our fellow students. What's first on the docket, Stone?
THE GOGGLES: Well it's- I know he's your favourite listener, Kaz, Austin Silver
[Clap sound]
KAZ: Yes! Austin, so glad to have you back, nobody requests 80s jams as frequently as you, man.
THE GOGGLES: Well, Word on the Street is that Austin Silver is back in the dating game.
KAZ: Ooh, and this is the Austin Silver who prior to his mysterious absence
[One-second chunk of X-Files theme]
KAZ: Was famous for
THE GOGGLES: Famous?
KAZ: Well known for turning down, let's be frank, some of the hottest babes in the brook with claims of being committed to an unknown outside party.
THE GOGGLES: This is that same Austin Silver, yes, but we have it on good authority-
KAZ: The Brook will not reveal its sources.
THE GOGGLES: We have it on good authority that he has vowed - /vowed/ - to woo none other than recent arrival Tara Strong. This Herculean task set down for him is composed of, and here I quote, “three amazing dates.”
KAZ: Well let's hope he's listening to Kelsey on the Love Corner later because /I/ wouldn't know how to wring three dates out of this campus.
[The Goggles laughing]
THE GOGGLES: You couldn't manage one
[Sound bite of a crowd going “ooooh!”]
KAZ: Don't look now listeners
THE GOGGLES: Why's that?
KAZ: It's a couple.
[Airhorn sounds]
KAZ: You will not guess who is in a monogamous relationship.
THE GOGGLES: You won't believe us when we tell you
KAZ: Tell them.
THE GOGGLES: None other than Cass “Sunnybrook Sex Joke Record Holder”-
KAZ: A crown former of Austin Silver's lofty brow.
THE GOGGLES: Cass “Nontraditional” Walker-Handal
KAZ: And which fraction of the student body has the honor?
THE GOGGLES: That would be Callum Ellis, the strongman late of Kansas
KAZ: We've talked about Callum before
THE GOGGLES: We have, in last week's “Students that remind us of superheroes” countdown, Callum stole the show
KAZ: He's from a FARM in KANSAS
THE GOGGLES: It's true. As always here at The Brook, Kaz and The Goggles are delighted to announce a new couple over our humble airwaves
KAZ: We salute you, Cass and Callum.
[Sound of exactly one party-popper]
KAZ: In honour of our resident Superboy, here's 3 Doors Down with “Kryptonite”
[Kryptonite by 3 Doors Down plays]
KAZ: Oh my god
THE GOGGLES: What?
KAZ: Oh my god
THE GOGGLES: What is it Kaz?
KAZ: It's time for Word on the Street
[several sound effects played over each other]
KAZ: We're sorry.
THE GOGGLES: He's not
KAZ: It's true
[sound bite of someone saying “deal with it”]
KAZ: Who are we stalking today, my begoggled compadre?
THE GOGGLES: Well first order of business, Callum Ellis
KAZ: He's the big one, listeners.
THE GOGGLES: Yeah, he's been seen with Yuki, doing baseball things
KAZ: Scandal!
THE GOGGLES: The opposite! They're apparently still friends after the Gazebo Debacle.
KAZ: The Brook continues to refuse to reveal its sources.
THE GOGGLES: I'm glad they're friends, personally
KAZ: Yeah, I think it's sweet
[Sound bite of crowd going “awww”]
KAZ: However that leads us in to one of our favourite points of discussion.
THE GOGGLES: Yukihime Fujishima
KAZ: That's right, listeners, it's YukiWatch 2018
[News show opening sound effect]
KAZ: Once again on Word on the Street, we're discussing Sunnybrook's most eligible bachelorette
THE GOGGLES: This coming in the wake of Cass and Calum failing to get the girl on side
KAZ: We can tell you, listeners, that Yuki prematurely left a picnic date with local lycanthrope Moby White
[Wolf howl sound effect]
KAZ: Taking a single dish – we cannot confirm what – with her as she left.
THE GOGGLES: Speculation points to noodles.
KAZ: We can neither confirm nor deny noodles at this point.
THE GOGGLES: It is pure speculation.
KAZ: Regardless, this is a huge upset
THE GOGGLES: Huge
KAZ: According to polls conducted by your guys here at 97.1 The Brook
[Sound bite of a male voice saying “The Brook” in progressively deeper tones]
KAZ: Moby's approval rating is /through the floor/
THE GOGGLES: Literally the last person you'd expect to see with the Belle of the Brook, Miss Fuhishima
KAZ: Keep it in your pants, G.
THE GOGGLES: Only if you can when I tell you who /else/ Yuki's been eating outdoors with.
KAZ: Is it?
THE GOGGLES: It is.
KAZ: Austin, my boy!
[Airhorn sounds]
KAZ: Nice one!
THE GOGGLES: [Gently, leaning in to mic] 97.1 The Brook is an impartial and nonpartisan source of news and student gossip. Opinions put forth by Kaz and The Goggles are not necessarily those of 97.1 The Brook.
KAZ: It's anyone's game- not to be too, uh, what's the word?
THE GOGGLES: Chauvinist.
KAZ: Yes.
[Sound bite of a crowd booing]
KAZ: Anyway
THE GOGGLES: Have we got a song for the listeners?
KAZ: We do. In honour of the underdog in the race, here's Warren Zevon with “Werewolves of London.”
THE GOGGLES: Stay tuned because after the song Kaz and I will be back discussing just which students have been spending suspicious amounts of time in the cafetera.
KAZ: Don't touch that dial.
[“Werewolves of London” by Warren Zevon]
[Ninja Sex Part cover of “Everybody Wants To Rule The World” fading out]
KAZ: For those of you still confused, this is 97.1 The V-
THE GOGGLES: The Pentagram!
KAZ: We're calling it The V!
THE GOGGLES: Pentagram sounds cooler.
KAZ: You're listening to 97.1 The V
[Sound bite of a male voice saying “The Brook” in progressively deeper tones]
THE GOGGLES: Have not changed that yet.
KAZ: Kaz and the Goggles are finally back on your airwaves bringing you
KAZ: [simultaneous] The Word on the Street
THE GOGGLES: [simultaneous] The Word on the Street
KAZ: You'll have to indulge us, dear listener, because we're still catching up on old news
[Sound bite of a crowd booing]
KAZ: We're playing catch-up
THE GOGGLES: It was a long walk
KAZ: We walked from Pennsylvania to Canada, nobody told me that was part of the deal
THE GOGGLES: What deal?
[Sound effect of prison bars slamming shut]
[Kaz and the Goggles both laughing]
KAZ: Anyway
THE GOGGLES: Anyway, we have news for you, even if it's old news, it stays news until we say it.
KAZ: And then a little while after
THE GOGGLES: So back at the Brook
[Sound bite of a male voice saying “The Brook” in progressively deeper tones]
THE GOGGLES: Thank you, Kaz – Kat, gods bless her soul, was painting the gazebo
KAZ: The historic gazebo, which, through the magic of magic, is still with us, thank heaven
[Sound bite of Kaz's voice saying “all praise the Gazeeebooo” backed by a choir]
THE GOGGLES: Painting our good lord Gazebo, who should show up but Athene
KAZ: The goddess of wisdom her own self
THE GOGGLES: The student, Athene. They talk
KAZ: Almost.
THE GOGGLES: Athene gets mad
KAZ: She is not someone you want to get mad
THE GOGGLES: Athene tries to leave
KAZ: It takes a while.
THE GOGGLES: Kat throws paint at her
KAZ: We have eyewitness accounts.
THE GOGGLES: Then Akemi shows up
KAZ: Be still, my heart.
THE GOGGLES: Somehow Athene's phone ends up getting broken, and everyone quits the scene.
KAZ: How's that for you, student body?
THE GOGGLES: Truly a tableau for the ages, I hope they're all okay.
KAZ: You are not nearly vicious enough to be a rumour-monger, TG.
THE GOGGLES: Clearly, especially when it comes to our next item.
[Sound of Kaz clambering onto his chair and grabbing the mic up to his face]
KAZ: CALLUM, WHY YOU PLAYIN' AROUND DOG?
THE GOGGLES: Speaking of old news, here's a thing you've all heard about already.
KAZ: I BELIEVED IN YOU, MAN
[Sound of Kaz clambering back into his seat and re-adjusting the mic]
THE GOGGLES: Kaz and I have differing opinions on this.
KAZ: Chyeah.
[Sound bite of a crowd booing]
THE GOGGLES: I think it's all a frame-job.
KAZ: There are pictures!
THE GOGGLES: For those not in the loop, there are allegations and supposed photographic evidence that Callum Ellis has been cheating on Cass Walker-Handal with
KAZ: An actual harem!
THE GOGGLES: More than one girl.
KAZ: Leave some ladies for the rest of us, Gigantor!
THE GOGGLES: Like you had a chance with any of them
[Sound bite of crowd going “oooooh”]
KAZ: Yuki, babe! You deserve better! Let a real man show you a good time.
THE GOGGLES: You're like five, Kaz.
KAZ: Goggles, how does it feel to be the only person on campus defending Callum Ellis?
THE GOGGLES: Innocent until proven guilty, Kaz.
KAZ: ACTUAL PICTURES
THE GOGGLES: We have shapeshifters!
KAZ: [Mugging to the mic] Tune in this evening for our list of Top 5 Students Who Could Ruin Your Reputation By Being You.
THE GOGGLES: The top spot may surprise you.
KAZ: Anyway, I'm sure I'm not the only one who wants to give Callum a piece of my mind.
THE GOGGLES: You would squeak in fear and run away if he even looked at you.
KAZ: He's very strong.
THE GOGGLES: And you're a pussy
KAZ: But that doesn't mean he shouldn't think before he cheats.
[“Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood begins fading in]
THE GOGGLES: Oh my god please stop trying to introduce songs like that…
Character Themes
Alice Li
"I Bet You’ll Forget That Even If You Noticed That" - Foreground Eclipse | Full Translated Lyrics
Anthiel
"Crush" - El Huervo
"Reunion" - Atrium Carceri
Combat Theme: "Sadira's Theme" - Killer Instinct OST
Aoi Ryoukai
Battle Theme: Red - Perfect Life
Alt Battle Theme: Celldweller - Switchback
Asami and Akemi
Asami: "Connect" - ClariS (Mikutan cover)
Akemi: "Loreley" - Blackmore's Night
Athene
Everybody Wants To Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Alt Theme: Everybody Wants To Rule the World (Cover) - Ninja Sex Party
Combat Theme: Everbody Wants To Rule the World (Cover) - Lorde
Ashlean Gerrard Greyson
Garry's Theme - "Fighting For You"【Ashe】
Asmara
Alfie - Dionne Warwick
Austin Silver
Everyday Theme: Wake Me Up Before You Go Go - Wham!
Return to Sunnybrook Theme: Everybody (Backstreet's Back) - Backstreet Boys
The Austin Silver Playlist
Callum Ellis
Fly Already - Akira the Don
Cass Walker-Handal
Base Theme: Bass Slut - S3RL
Cass-Yuki Theme: MTC - S3RL
Cass-Ellie Theme: Hentai - S3RL
Champi Machaca
4'33" - John Cage
Christopher Foulkrod-Townes
"Lament Over the Howling Age" - Kota Hoshino, Yoshikazu Takayama, Tsukasa Saitoh, Hideyuki Eto (Armored Core V Official Soundtrack)
Alt Theme: "Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood" - Bennie Benjamin & Gloria Caldwell ("The Good The Bad The Weird" Official Soundtrack)
Combat Theme: "Goodbye Baby" (LISA: The Painful RPG Official Soundtrack)
Claire Venera
Nine Point Eight
Elspeth Sullivan
Future Diary - Kuusou Mesorogiwi (English Cover Song) NateWantsToBattle and Amanda Lee (LeeandLie)
Emmett Epstein
Weird Science - Oingo Boingo
Eponne
Relationship with Zita Shine (RWBY Volume 2) - Casey Lee Williams
FonyX
Fawful's theme - Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story soundtrack (main theme)
Monster inside - NateWantsToBattle (secondary theme)
Nightmare - NateWantsToBattle (during turmoil)
Logic and Trick - Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney soundtrack ("Thoughtful" theme)
Geun Man-seok
Disparition - "Succession"
Alt Theme: Woodkid - "Iron"
Combat Theme: fingersplint - "Self-Justified Sacrifices"
Gloria Gale
Everybody's Happy Nowadays - Buzzcocks
Gungnir
Woodkid - Iron
Jacob Houston
Nugget ~ Cake
Sad theme|Defeated or Dead theme:Where Would I Be ~ Cake
James Cartier-Harris
The Monsters Under My Bed - Aviators
Sweet Dreams - Aviators
Jose Marron
Summer Love (Widdly 2 Diddly)
Combat theme: F#%k You (Widdly 2 Diddly)
Kali
Krewella ~ Ring of Fire (Nightcore)
Combat Theme: Lindsey Stirling ~ Roundtable Rival (Nightcore)
Katlyn LeBlanc
Regina Spektor ~ Fidelity Cool Kids ~ Echosmith
Kiefer Spirkowski
"No Way" - Futuristic
Alt Theme: "Escape from Midwich Valley" - Carpenter Brut
True Theme: The John Cena Theme
Combat Theme: "Gimme Shelter" - The Rolling Stones
Leah Nasser
Lord of the Boy (Death Grips/Widdly 2 Diddly mashup by bigsnydes)
Combat theme (Winning): Stardust Crusaders (Yugo Kanno)
Combat theme (Losing): Bergentrückung/ASGORE (Toby Fox)
Lilith Al'Khoury
Exile Vilify ~ The National
Lisa Kawajiri
_n C_rcl_s (Darren Korb ft. Ashley Barrett)
Alt theme: Floods (Pantera)
Alt alt theme: Made in Heaven (Queen)
Combat theme: I am Flowey (Widdly 2 Diddly/Toby Fox mashup by asdasdgfrw)
Lucette Lagarde
Shining Bright Despite the Plight ~ Pretty Lights
Lutaren Von Karma
Born Depressed - Drill Queen
Madeline Maddox
"Old Friends ft. Red" - Transistor OST
Malissa Maguire
Daughter Of The Glave - Tricky Pixie
Maria of Doran
Sonne (Rammstein)
Combat theme: Night on Bald Mountain (Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky)
Markus Singer
Creep ~ Radiohead
Sad theme|Defeated or Dead theme:In Flames (Acoustic) ~ Ghost Town
Mary MacLeigh
I am the Fire - Halestorm
Maya Kingritch
Do it for Him/Her
Maya+Jace Tag Team
Gundam Build Fighters
Mjolnir
Thor ~ Rebellion
Combat|Serious Theme: Thor: Norse God of Thunder
Sad theme|Defeated or Dead theme: Viking Funeral ~ Helvegen
Morgan Faust
Combat Theme: UnderTale OST - Megalovania
Nadia Madison
Meguru Hakoniwa by SENTIVE (Nageki's Ending) - Hatoful Boyfriend Soundtrack
Alt Theme: 『Rockleetist』 Lilium (Acapella Version) Elfen Lied OP
Combat Theme: Most Fantastic Battle Music - Jigoku Metal
Nemexia
"Remembering Myself" - Stephen
Rose Scarlet
Reading is Fundamental ~ Book People Unite
Samantha Rokowski
Dividing By Zero ~ The Offspring
Siobhan Lynch
Hopeful Theme: Everything's Alright- Laura Shigihara- lyrics
Nostalgic Theme: Hey Jude ukulele cover by Kayla Estes
Stella Izayoi
Lunar Clock ~ Lunar Dial
Theodore Grundlewood
Bloody Stream ~ English Cover
Combat|Serious Theme: Viral's Theme ~ Nikopol
Dying|Dead or Defeated Theme: Libera Me From Hell ~ Gurren Lagann
Tyler White
Awake (Iwasaki Taku)
Combat theme: Creep on Her (Widdly 2 Diddly)
Combat theme (near death): Creep on Her (Harry's version) (Widdly 2 Diddly)
Valentin Avdeev
Ash ~ Rezonate
Landslide ~ Oh Wonder
Vasily (Basil) Fyodorovich Verkhovensky
"Moving On" - Nick Cave and Warren Ellis ("The Assassination of Jesse James By The Coward Robert Ford" Official Soundtrack)
Alt Theme: "Immigraniada (We Comin' Rougher)" - Gogol Bordello
That One Song He's Always Humming: "Kamarinskaya" - The Osipov State Balalaika Orchestra
Combat Theme: "Zegarmistrz światła purpurowy" (Purple Watchmaker Of The Light) - Tadeusz Wozniak
Veronica Marcoeli
Giving Resolve ~ Approaching Nirvana
Broken ~ Jack Johnson
Veronica Turing
Stiff Upper Lip (OK)
Alt theme: Neighborhood #1/Tunnels (Arcade Fire)
Combat theme: The Part Where He Kills You (Portal 2)
Vinnia Key Cohldurn
FTW ~ Lets Be Friends
Are You Gonna Go My Way ~ Lenny Kravitz
Wendy Strauss Blue
Bad Apple - music box version -【English】~【Lizz】
Alt Theme: Undertale OST - Memory Extended
Combat Theme: Undertale: Heartache (Toriel Battle) - Metal Cover || RichaadEB
Wendy Stauss Red
WILDFIRE!! (Cover)【JubyPhonic】
Alt Theme: Wildfire X Clarity (MASHUP)【JubyPhonic】
Combat Theme: Vivaldi Metal Battle | Pete Cottrell
Dying|Dead or Defeated Theme: RWBY - Time To say Goodbye - Caleb Hyles
Zita Jasper
It's My Turn (RWBY Volume 3) - Casey Lee Williams
NPC Themes
DJ G
Whoa Whoa Whoa ~ Watsky
Dr. Jocelyn Sanders
Twilight Sparkle's Stage Theme ~ Fighting is Magic
General Bryce
Mental Battlefield ~ Psychonauts
Miriam of Dunsen
Blumenkranz (nZk ft. Cyua)
Robin Klaus
散り逝くなら、いっそ残酷に~By your hand - Hatoful Boyfriend OST
Sara Green
Tempo Di Valse ~ Antonin Dvorak
Viktor Chernoff
Katyusha ~ Girls und Panzer
Warren Pice
Fires of Hokkai Instrumental Remix
Misc Tunes
Nemi
"Cherry Blossoms in Winter" - Yoshida Brothers
SavanahHolland
RWBY - Time To say Goodbye - Caleb Hyles
SirGoldFish
No One Loves Me & Neither Do I~ Them Crooked Vultures
SolongStarbird
The Schism ~ Haywyre
Dress Codes ~ Mr. Bill & Haywyre
TeslaTornado
"S.O.B" - Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats
The Merchants
Smooth Sailing ~ Queens of the Stone Age