Item |
Price |
Description |
Permanent or Near-Pemanent Items |
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Flirt Skirts |
$500 |
My skirts will catch the attention and heart of anyone you want! Tailored just for you, designed and made to order, I guarantee these will fit perfectly and flatter your features! Get an edge in making the object of your affections fall for you, or distract them long enough to sneak a kiss! +1 to seduction and persuade rolls if you're willing to be flirty - nobody is immune. Can be made as any sort of clothing of sufficient coverage, skirts are just the most common. ~ by Akatsuki |
IllusionWear |
$250 |
Custom tailored clothing that holds embedded illusion, personalized for the buyer to hide supernatural presence - changes skin to human tones and texture, veils wings or other appendages, and disguises prosthetic limbs. Nobody will have a clue, and you'll be free to go out into town or on low-key missions as the GWU loses their only good reason to stop you. ~ by Akatsuki |
LAI |
$500 |
A low-sapience AI to be a companion, as well as assist you in any computer-related tasks. Alternatively, I can set up the program with a technical proficiency database to assist in more specialized areas. +1 to effective skill in one of: Computers, Mechanics, Inventing, Craft. Mobile devices only can support having one loaded at a time. ~ by Info-chan |
Targeting LAI |
$1000 |
A low-sapience AI and targeting system that synchs up with your non-throwing ranged weapons and displays a crosshair in your field of view, along with trajectories and environmental data if available. Comes with three micro-cameras to attach to your weapons. Gives +1 to ranged attacks while wearing AR glasses if using a weapon with the camera attached, or one that's otherwise modified to work with it. Mobile devices only can support having one LAI loaded at a time. ~ by Info-chan |
AR Glasses |
$300 |
Glasses with a camera in the frame and display overlay on the lens. Contains enough memory to do simple things like connect to google maps or link to a local network and run a browser, but best used when connected to a phone despite its good storage and processor. Live in augmented reality today! Reduced to $250 if bought at the same time as an LAI. ~ by 3y3#am-Amazing and Info-chan |
AR Truthseer Glasses |
$1000 |
A blending of anomaly and technology that adds the Truthseer enhancement to AR glasses, giving all the benefits of both. Additionally includes microsensors to pick up and analyze sounds. - +1 to visual and audio perception checks ~ by IllumanatiConfirmed, 3y3#am-Amazing, and Info-chan |
Full VR Device |
In Progress |
A padded headband with a screen that goes across the eyes for the option of AR interfacing, and with a strap going over the top of the head and a band going down the back of the head to set a sensor firmly against the base of the skull and the back of the neck. It never runs out of power, and allows the wearer to cut off all sensory output and between 50% and 99% of input, and interact with a computer's system or immerse themselves in a program that can utilize VR. Comes with several instructional and interprative programs to assist in use. ~ by Info-chan |
Networkless Smartphone |
$170* |
A smartphone that doesn't need to run on any network, now able to call any other phone in the world. Eliminate data limits! Price reduced to $150 for just the conversion package if you supply your own phone, and you can have it keep working on your old network besides if you want to. Warning: may gain small yearly fee for infrastructure maintainance if they become too widespread. ~ by Info-chan |
Basic AI |
$100 |
Ever wonder what Windows 10's Cortana would be like if she wasn't just a glorified chatbot? Try this program. It will learn to work with your system, providing services from computer optimization to improved antivirus to actually challenging AI opponents. Doesn't work on Mac, because fuck that. ~ by ActuallyCompetent |
Animal headbands |
$430 |
These headbands will make you into a cute animal! just put them on, and the ears will be a part of you, and you'll also get a cute tail through your clothes to match! The headband itself will seem to disappear, and it won't get knocked off your head easyly! We do any animal with big ears and a tail. Comes with a switch that can be used to make you act like your cute animal! Trade ins are free, even for the super old ones that hurt people's feelings! (My qualms are removed, but they are otherwise the same as I listed in this analysis) ~ by Momi and Mimo |
Better Animal headbands |
$800 |
We've made a better headbandset! Now, they help you smell and hear and see, maybe even taste and feel better! Too bad we had to turn the animal instincts down :( Mimi says you get a bonus to purseption too! So that's two things! Only $370 if you hand in an old pair. You can trade in new pairs for more new pairs, just like old pairs! (+1 to all perception rolls, half as much animal instincts.) ~ by Momi, Mimo and friend! |
Dolls |
$5-$25 |
I am now selling dolls, if you wish to purchase some. You may buy one I have already made, or you may request one, and I will do my best to fulfil your specifications (I will not replicate a person without their explicit consent). I have plastic and yarn as materials, or you may provide your own (assuming I am able to work with it) Dolls come in 3 size categories: <5 inches tall are smalls, which cost $5, 5-11 inches are medium, and cost $10, and 12-18 inches are large, and cost $20. They will be accurately proportionate. I will also do animals for an additional $5. I will choose which size category the animal falls under. Prices are negotiations, and items are accepted in place of cash. Special requests accepted ~ by Doll Queen |
Natural Material Decorations |
$15-$500+ |
I offer a wide variety of decorative pieces, customized to the client's liking, made from natural materials like wood, bone, stone and the like. - Ambrose |
Enchanted Items |
$425-$850 |
Need something enchanted? Sage MacKenzie has you covered! The only way to get it cheaper is to do it yourself, and you probably don't know how! Discounts for bulk orders and repeat customers! ~ by Mac |
Space And Kinetic Optimizers |
$800 |
I can create magical amulets and trinkets that maximizes your ability to manipulate both space and force magic. +1 to Spatial or Kinetic magic specialization. ~ By Claire Venera |
Services |
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Remote Assistance |
$10 mundane, $50 powered |
The best available tech support, a quick check for information that's not /too/ private or harmful, or using my powers for your benefit - particularly telling you how something works, what an artifact does, or finding an enemy's abilities and weaknesses if they have them. Even available while you're on a mission! ~ //by Info-chan |
Information |
Price On Request |
I'll find out whatever you want to know, in whatever level of detail you request. Nothing strictly personal or that'll be used for bullying. ~ by Info-chan |
Extended Assistance or Investigation |
$50/hour or $250/day (plus expenses) |
I'll remotely help you through a whole situation however I can, including mission support. Alternatively, I'll commit an investigation into a mystery or generally engage in detective work for you. ~ by Info-chan |
Tech Support |
$1 a minute |
Have a virus? Need your computer repaired? Don't want to pay Info-chan's ridiculous prices just to deal with their shitty service? Call this number. Bonus: My ads aren't long-winded tripe. ~ by ActuallyCompetent |
Live Guitar |
$125 |
ill play a session for an event or just for your friends or just for you. give me some idea of style. i do requests also. ~ by katastrophe |
Disguised Escort |
$30/hour |
We can travel the world freely now, but that doesn't mean discrimination is dead. I'll go with you and use my illusions to hide or alter your appearance, so nobody where you want to visit will know. Wings? Tails? Odd colored skin? No problem! Limit once per week, good for a group of up to four who need alterations and are going to the same place, or two if you want me (or one of you) to be invisible. ~ by Akatsuki |
Priestly Services |
Varies |
As High Priestess and Prophetess to Sals, part of my duty is providing religious services. If you have a problem involved with, connected to, based in, or solvable through any of the following: Light, Beauty, Heat, Love, Justice, and Compassion, please contact me and I will see what I can do. Please do not bother me with things that could easily be solved through rejecting one's humanity or things relating to basic biology other than illnesses, I am not trained in ascension as of yet. ~ by Maria |
Handyman Services |
$10 per hour |
If you need a little physical work done, I'm your man. Odd jobs, repairs, mechanics, heavy lifting, etc. No job too big or too small, consultations free. Carpentry a specialty. ~ by C. Ellis |
Maid Services |
$100 |
I find personal completion in serving others. Would you like me to clean your room? Perhaps go and fetch groceries for you? I am a very capable maid. ~ Milli |
Tutoring Services |
$10 per hour or $50 dollars upfront for one month of tutoring when needed |
Since I realize I have plenty of free time, I decided to offer a service to the students that will help those struggling in any subject. I pride myself on helping students with not only improving their grades and helping them in homework completion, but also full comprehension of the subject(s) in question. Elspeth |
Step on up and Ride the Ram! |
$5 per ride |
Each ride on the beastly Ram lasts up to five minutes, The Ram being the fella with the Ram skull for a head and in a pricey suit too, don't worry though, he doesn't bite! Elspeth |
Tutor |
$15/hour |
Subjects that Elspeth can't or won't cover only. Public location. ~ by Info-chan |
Tarot Readings |
$50 |
I'm uhm, giving tarot readings! My friend said I should and I think it would be really fun. Just find me around school and we'll do one, okay? ~ by Hyacinth |
Repair Services |
$5-$50+ |
Any object repaired and restored to like new. Cost determined based on size of item and state of wear. - Ambrose |
Consumable Items |
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Distilled Emotion |
$10 for Joy, Mirth, and Determination . Price varies for others |
I got the Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy, down in my heart! And so can you, now! By peeling the emotional imprint off a surface and distilling it, I'm capable of creating a sort of physical, edible emotion. Comes in unsweetened, rock candy, sugar free, and cinnamon swirl. NOTE: Emotions other than Joy, Mirth, or Determination will require a face-to-face meeting before sale, for what should be obvious reasons. Determination cannot be used in school-sponsored sports/tourneys. ~ by AndreRelatable |
Runes |
$10 |
Slips of sturdy paper that, when applied to the skin transfer whatever rune is located there to the skin. The rune will stay there until it is triggered. There are three runes that I am capable of making. Eihwaz: Which will make you stronger for a time. Ansuz: Which will improve your mental defenses. Algiz: Which come in batches of 4 and allow you to communicate telepathically with those bearing a rune from the same batch. ( Mechanics, Eihwaz: roll 4d6 for +1 to Brawn for hits rounds minimum 1. Ansuz: Roll 4d6 for +1 to Mdef for the next hits rounds minimum 1. Algiz: After activated allows telepathic communication with everyone wearing an Algiz rune from the same batch, lasts two hours ) ~ Gungnir |
Nuros Gemstones |
$50 |
Black gems with white edges, collected by imps for your pleasure. What do they do? The world may never know. They have a slight warmth to them. ~ Milli |
M.O.E.D.D. |
$20 |
The Multiple Operation Electrical Displacement Device - is an object made of clear plastic about half the size of a chicken egg, with a couple of metal contact points on one side, a couple of buttons, and several switches. It stores enough electricity to fully recharge most phones, and can safely release it all at once, but burns out after use. It can also be used as a more dangerous stun gun, to not-so-safely send its electricity into a touched target, or it can have a timer set to act as a miniature electrifying grenade. Alternatively, it can be set to pull in and ground out enough power to drain most vehicles in an instant, again with a timer, and optionally from an area or only what it's attached to with the small magnet that lies between the contacts. (Functions at 6d if needs to roll.) ~ by Info-chan |
Potions |
$15 per 3 |
Do you need potions? Just contact me and I can brew you up a set! Currently on offer: Regeneration, Stillness, Third Eye ~ by Mac |
One time Use +2 Weapons |
$75 for Melee, $25 for ammo |
Fifth Sanctum's premiere temporary artifact generator here. I can create any weapon (or ammo) that acts as a one use +2 weapon. Any weapon design you could possibly image is available, just provide references. Note: Dragon's Breath and Tracer rounds not available. ~ By PirateQueen |